Jersey shore in its 4th Season.
Clockwise from starting at far left. Snookie, Mike "The Situation", J-Wow, Ronni, Deena,
Vinny, Sammi "Sweetheart" and DJ Pauly D.
When John came home after ESG he was far from impressed to find me watching MTVs The Jersey Shore. So there I was in Pjs a bowl of ice cream on the coffee table and Mac nail varnish in hand trying to justify my behaviour.
Oh yes I too felt like I had to, not to him but to myself also. For all my explanations and pleeding the outcome was that it was like driving past an accident on the motorway. You know you should not watch but you just simply can't seem to.
I have been watching avidly for the last 3 seasons and was delighted to hear that the fourth season would take our orange tanned stars to Florence Italy. It's season 4, episode 6. "Fist Pumps, Pushups, Chapsticks".
I am hooked. I can't wait to find out if Snookie will break up with her Guido Boyf back home. Or if The Sam and Ronni-Gate will take a turn for the worst. I know I have a problem, I know I should not be wasting time on this but I am an addict and they do say that admiting one has a problem is the first step to recovery.
Here below for you Jersey Shore Newbies is a breakdown of the vocab.
Banana Clip (n): Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.
Battle (v): To dance to house music like an idiot.
Battlefield (n): Club dance floor.
Beat Up the Beat (v) Crazy fist-pumping while intoxicated.
Blow-Out (n): A hairstyle usually worn by guidos
that allows you to look as if you where just
electrocuted by your blowdryer.
BPB (n): Term used by Vinny meaning Basketball, Pool, Beach in reaction to the Situations boring GTL.
Broads (n): Females without class.
Bull Dogs (n): Girls the Situation brings home
Came Out of the Woodwork(n): To come from out of no where.
Chicken Cutlet Night; Ravioli Night; Surf-n-Turf
Night (n): Things Sammi is excluded from.
Come At Me Bro (v): - To instigate a fight
Coogah (n): Female that is at least 27 years old.
Creatures (n): Violent females, also referred to as "Zoo Animals"
Creep (v): To go out and pursue potential mates. Also used as "to go creepin" or "creep mode"
DJ Pauly D (n): Ya girls favorite DJ.
Doggin’ You Out (v): Looking at someone in a
confrontational manner.
Doorstop Toe (n): See "Fred Flinstone Toe."
Duck Phone (n): A phone shaped like a duck that
completely confuses girls like Snooki, see "Snooki vs. Duck Phone" on YouTube.
Fist Pumping (n): A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.
Fred Flintstone Toe (n): An insult that will undoubtedly piss off your drunk girlfriend; something Sammi has.
Gorilla (n): JWoww's ultimate man, her "prince," a juiced man, also see "Juice Head"
Gorilla Central - A place where there are juiceheads everywhere.
Grenade (adj): A word used to describe the ugly friend.
Grenade Launchah (adj): A word used to describe the ugly fat friend.
GTL (n,v): Gym, Tan, Laundry; how they make the guidos.
Guido (n): A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely.
Guidette (N): Female counterpart of a guido; some of them look like post-op trannies.
Hate: (v): To talk negatively about someone out of jealousy.
Haterade (n): The Situation's signature concoction of milk, cheese, ranch dressing, mayonnaise and a dash of snicker's pickle juice.
Heated (v): to get angry
Hippo (n): Drunk overweight female.
Hook up (v): To make out with someone.
"I'll rock you, bitch!" (n:) Screamed as a battle call by an unwelcomed house guest; a variation of this call may be"i'll rock your world!" See: "Grenade"
Jerry Springer (v): To fight with an unfaithful girl/guy, can be used as "jerry springer her/his ass"
Jerk Awf (n):An annoying person.
Juice Head (n): Someone, usually a hot, tan, male, who may or may not steroids in order to gain muscle mass, see "Juiced."
Juiced (adj): So muscular that your arms start to look fat.
JWOWW (n): a Praying Mantis-like guidette, after
sex she will rip your head off;
(can be used as a verb- "to punch a male in the face")
Kid (n): Any person, male or female, under 40.
Lobster (n): A sea creature that Snooki will not eat because " it's alive when you kill it".
My Boy(s) (n): Good male friends that share a deep bond.
One Shot (v): A punch to the head that you can claim was self defense, also known as a sucker punch.
Pink Eye (n): What you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face.
Pouf (n): A hair style worn by guidettes that allows you to instantly grow 6 inches
Pound Her Out (n): Another term for sex.
Prehistoric Kindergarten (n): A time period where Sammi had a crush on The Situation.
Pukey Breath (n): Something that Sammi does not want breathed onto her.
Robbery (v): To think you stole your roomates girl only to find out you got their sloppy seconds.
Ron Ron Juice (n): Combination of watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, and vodka,
Smush (v): To have sex.
Snooki (n): A small Chilean female adopted into a Italian family, also known as Snickers, Shnickers, Snookers, Party, sometimes referred to as Nicole Polizzi
(can be used as a verb- "to punch a girl in the face)
Stage 5 Clinger (n): A girl who follows you around watching your every movement, calls you until you are forced to put the phone off the hook, but won't let you touch her until your married.
Straggler (n): A roommate with a hangover that almost makes you late for your first day at work.
Strike Three (n): The final strike before ending a relationship.
Stumpy Bastard (n): An insult used to describe your drunk boyfriend.
Tampons (n): Things you stuff up people's noses in anger or rebellion.
"Thatsnotcoolthatsnotcoolthatsnotcool!" (n): Something you shout when you see your ex.
The Cop (n): A man you cant talk to or give your number to when your boyfriend is around.
The Situation (n): The ability to attract women by lifting your shirt; see Jerk Awf.
"This Is No Joke" (adj): A phrase said when someone is clearly overreacting over an event, usually used in conjunction when someone is traumatized. (See- "Traumatize")
Trash Bags (n): Used in place of suitcases.
Traumatize (v): To push your girlfriend in order to keep her from instigating a fight.
Vibe (v): To establish an attraction to another person.
"You don't even look Italian!" (adj): The insult to end all insults.
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